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Politics

 In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats:

  • My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator.

  • My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.

  • My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.

  • My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.

  • My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

  • My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key.

  • My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist.

  • My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile," she enjoys the proximity of food.

  • My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.

  • My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.

  • My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.

  • My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective.

  • My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.

  • My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.

  • My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.

  • My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.

  • My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

  • My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged.

  • My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).

These sayings are of the cat, by the cat, and for the cat.
 

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 What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.

Beauty is being in harmony with what you are.
                                                             --Peter Nivio Zarlenga,
Translation:
A cat is a being in harmony with what you are.

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